[This is Papa Kirk. In true Christmas special fashion, he's come back to town. And he's a little drunk. AND YEAH I USE SEAN BEAN.]

Little baaaaby, pa rum pa pummm ppuuum I am a poooooooor boy too, pa, rum, pa, pum, pum pum ra ra pum pum pum pa.

Fuck. This song's repetitive.

Pump pa rum pa pum pum.

[Jim and Bones are just walking down the hall, with the intent of playing some awesome pool. Because Kirk is annoying sometimes and gets bored really fast and it's time to give Shego a break from bugging her.]

There is no fucking way.

Fuck this again.

And fuck all of you.

I'm not him. I will never be him.

[Private to Shego]

You--[please don't be affected, please don't be Miss Go and know the bad Kirk :C] Where are you?

[This is an accidental post. It only exists because Cooper pushed Kirk on top of his PADD, so for the first ten seconds, there's nothing to see but black but there is the clear sound of two men fighting somewhere in that darkness. There's the sound of punching! And grunts! And cursing! And Aristotle barking in the background ( Read more... )

I'm not apologizing for anything, because it wasn't me and none of it will ever be me ( Read more... )

[Video][Kirk is pretty professional now. He's sitting up straight, he's got his uniform on... he probably brushed his hair this morning. It's noticeable if you've ever seen him before. If you haven't, then he's just.. neat ( Read more... )